Sam Tighe

But it's going to be tough to turn around.

But no away goals in the League Cup.

So stay tuned for the return leg.

Oh, yeah, it was really hard to put that one away.

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

Garnaccio, that's what you meant.

Garnaccio, two goals.

Sticking with Chelsea, L'Equipe in France report that Paris Saint-Germain are plotting a massive summer bid for Enzo Fernandes, who's supposedly upset at the sacking of his fellow Enzo Maresca.

Sam, would this make sense?

Jules is not an Enzo guy at all.

Why, because they're old?

No, because they're not.

Fabien Ries is getting a little bit older.

There's nothing wrong with Jao.

There's no bad assets.

There's only incorrectly priced assets, as my friend who works at a hedge fund says.

However...

Enzo Fernandez, you have to assume, given what they paid for him, even with the amortization and his billion-year contract, is going to cost you north of $80 million.

Why would you spend that on a guy like that when you can get somebody else?

What is the logic here?