Samantha Bee
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Thank you, John. Thank you. I've been camped out here since Martha Stewart entered her house on Friday. If anything happens, I'm going to let you know.
Thank you, John. Thank you. I've been camped out here since Martha Stewart entered her house on Friday. If anything happens, I'm going to let you know.
Take a look at this shocking footage our cameras were able to capture just moments ago. I don't know where she's going, and I can't see her feet, so I can't even tell you if she's in heels or flats. Might be slippers. I'll keep you posted.
Take a look at this shocking footage our cameras were able to capture just moments ago. I don't know where she's going, and I can't see her feet, so I can't even tell you if she's in heels or flats. Might be slippers. I'll keep you posted.
I just... I don't know, John. But perhaps Rob Corddry has some insight. He's standing by in the Daily Show Martha Center 2600. I'm sorry, the Martha what?
I just... I don't know, John. But perhaps Rob Corddry has some insight. He's standing by in the Daily Show Martha Center 2600. I'm sorry, the Martha what?
And all you need is a- Sorry, sorry, Rob. I've got some breaking news. I've just gotten word that the situation inside is developing. Let's go to our live feed and see what's happening. Okay, looks like she's crossing back and we have lost visual. I repeat, we have lost visual. We are at code vermillion. Mother swan is on the move.
And all you need is a- Sorry, sorry, Rob. I've got some breaking news. I've just gotten word that the situation inside is developing. Let's go to our live feed and see what's happening. Okay, looks like she's crossing back and we have lost visual. I repeat, we have lost visual. We are at code vermillion. Mother swan is on the move.
The mother swan is on the move. Chopper 10, go. News van, go. Baby bird has left the nest. The groundhog is estimating. The groundhog is estimating.
The mother swan is on the move. Chopper 10, go. News van, go. Baby bird has left the nest. The groundhog is estimating. The groundhog is estimating.
Well, he wanted to, John. I mean, there's nothing he would have liked more than meeting with these gay parents and their soon-to-be-gay children. But Katrina victims get priority. It's only fair. He did help ruin their lives. The least he and Laura could do is let them keep the commemorative T-shirts. Thank you. This is so much better than having a home.
Well, he wanted to, John. I mean, there's nothing he would have liked more than meeting with these gay parents and their soon-to-be-gay children. But Katrina victims get priority. It's only fair. He did help ruin their lives. The least he and Laura could do is let them keep the commemorative T-shirts. Thank you. This is so much better than having a home.
Well, look, John, I mean, there is a sense in many parts of this country that the Easter egg hunt is a sacred institution and should be defined by one mother, one father, a kid, and a spoon. The Bible is very clear on this, John. In the Garden of Eden, the Lord hid eggs for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Well, look, John, I mean, there is a sense in many parts of this country that the Easter egg hunt is a sacred institution and should be defined by one mother, one father, a kid, and a spoon. The Bible is very clear on this, John. In the Garden of Eden, the Lord hid eggs for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Okay, you're splitting hairs, John. My point is, God doesn't want gays finding eggs. I don't know how many more ways he can say it.
Okay, you're splitting hairs, John. My point is, God doesn't want gays finding eggs. I don't know how many more ways he can say it.
Okay, well, it's a slippery slope, John. Once you let gays into the Easter egg hunt, they'll want to be there for the turkey pardoning. And they'll be at the White House menorah lighting. And do you really want to live in a country where gays get in to see that thing they do for the Jews around Christmas? Frankly, I'd rather be dead.
Okay, well, it's a slippery slope, John. Once you let gays into the Easter egg hunt, they'll want to be there for the turkey pardoning. And they'll be at the White House menorah lighting. And do you really want to live in a country where gays get in to see that thing they do for the Jews around Christmas? Frankly, I'd rather be dead.