Samantha Bee
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
I think everyone should be insulted by this, the intentional nature of this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
They clearly want us to bow at the altar of the trans community instead of bow to God.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
Well, he wanted to, John. I mean, there's nothing he would have liked more than meeting with these gay parents and their soon-to-be-gay children. But Katrina victims get priority. It's only fair. He did help ruin their lives. The least he and Laura could do is let them keep the commemorative T-shirts. Thank you. This is so much better than having a home.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
Well, look, John, I mean, there is a sense in many parts of this country that the Easter egg hunt is a sacred institution and should be defined by one mother, one father, a kid, and a spoon. The Bible is very clear on this, John. In the Garden of Eden, the Lord hid eggs for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
Okay, you're splitting hairs, John. My point is, God doesn't want gays finding eggs. I don't know how many more ways he can say it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
Okay, well, it's a slippery slope, John. Once you let gays into the Easter egg hunt, they'll want to be there for the turkey pardoning. And they'll be at the White House menorah lighting. And do you really want to live in a country where gays get in to see that thing they do for the Jews around Christmas? Frankly, I'd rather be dead.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Easter
Okay, let me make it simple, John. For 130 years, children in frilly dresses have bent over to push pastel-colored eggs with dainty spoons across an impeccably manicured lawn. It'd be a shame to see that tradition be gayed. John.