Samantha Bee

Okay, let me make it simple, John. For 130 years, children in frilly dresses have bent over to push pastel-colored eggs with dainty spoons across an impeccably manicured lawn. It'd be a shame to see that tradition be gayed. John.

Okay, let me make it simple, John. For 130 years, children in frilly dresses have bent over to push pastel-colored eggs with dainty spoons across an impeccably manicured lawn. It'd be a shame to see that tradition be gayed. John.

I think everyone should be insulted by this, the intentional nature of this.

I think everyone should be insulted by this, the intentional nature of this.

They clearly want us to bow at the altar of the trans community instead of bow to God.

They clearly want us to bow at the altar of the trans community instead of bow to God.

What's driving these people north is crippling poverty and out-of-control violence in places like Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador.

What's driving these people north is crippling poverty and out-of-control violence in places like Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador.

We live in the greatest country in the world. The greatest nation in the history of mankind. The strongest, freest, greatest country. The greatest healthcare. The greatest universities. The greatest schools.

We live in the greatest country in the world. The greatest nation in the history of mankind. The strongest, freest, greatest country. The greatest healthcare. The greatest universities. The greatest schools.

Birthright citizenship, I think, is a mistake, that we should change our Constitution and say if you come here illegally and you have a child, that child's automatically not a citizen. They come here to drop a child is called drop and leave.

Birthright citizenship, I think, is a mistake, that we should change our Constitution and say if you come here illegally and you have a child, that child's automatically not a citizen. They come here to drop a child is called drop and leave.

What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, should medical marijuana be legalized? Yes. No. Yay!

What's the weather like up your own ass? Tonight's topic, should medical marijuana be legalized? Yes. No. Yay!

Far out, Steve. Groovy point, man. You're blowing my mind. Face it. You and your Dr. Dopes are just hiding behind grandma's oxygen tent. The real reason you're pushing pro-pot legislation is so you can suck on a tie stick and watch the walls begin to pulse and breathe.

Far out, Steve. Groovy point, man. You're blowing my mind. Face it. You and your Dr. Dopes are just hiding behind grandma's oxygen tent. The real reason you're pushing pro-pot legislation is so you can suck on a tie stick and watch the walls begin to pulse and breathe.

And now that you've duped a few misguided state legislatures, I'm sure we can all look forward to you coming down with a convenient case of glaucoma real soon.

And now that you've duped a few misguided state legislatures, I'm sure we can all look forward to you coming down with a convenient case of glaucoma real soon.

You love ganja and the exhilarating rush of freedom and the heightened textural sensations it gives you. Whereas I wouldn't know where to start looking for a dime bag, I'm sure you've got great connections. So let me in on the dirty little secret, Steve. Where do you get your pot?

You love ganja and the exhilarating rush of freedom and the heightened textural sensations it gives you. Whereas I wouldn't know where to start looking for a dime bag, I'm sure you've got great connections. So let me in on the dirty little secret, Steve. Where do you get your pot?