Sara Barron

Rename it the Robert F. Kennedy Center.

for the performing arts propagation of batshit conspiracies and disposal of dead bears.

Yeah.

Maybe Trump will let this go as he's now focused on his big ballroom.

Although I think it's a failure of journalism that all White House press conferences aren't just variations on the question.

Why are you so preoccupied with big balls?

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's very twee British to me.

Like, when I moved here, it was just broadly very confusing that none of your banknotes have a little symbol of a pyramid with an all-seeing eye.

Like, how am I supposed to know what to covet as a Jew?

Can I do my unbelievable joke now?

I have a really amazing joke.

You guys can do some banter when you're done, okay?

All right.

Well, Chris, well, Andy, the sad thing is that fewer and fewer of us use banknotes these days.

But any bird lovers who've gone cash-free can still enjoy owl-themed payments by changing their PIN number to 2820...

I think sometimes my ideas might not be the best, but I really commit as a performer.

Yeah, I took that a lot with my ideas.

Such whimsy.