Sara Barron

Right.

Haven't U.S.

businesses suffered enough?

OpenAI keeps losing valuable subscribers to suicide, and there's been a sharp downturn in private jet tourism to Epstein Island.

I was thinking as well, can we extend the ban to over 65s as well?

Like your account gets deleted the second you try to post a mawkish poem or a fake news story about a local council banning St.

George's flags in nativity plays?

I try to self-police, so I only post nude photos of my son with an emoji over his dick.

Which is a shame, boys, because it is magnificent.

Hopefully we'll see a return to teenagers slashing up cinema seats with flick knives after wigging out to hypnotic rock and roll beats.

I want to make a prediction that this will have zero effect on the number of young people signing up to Truth Social.

That's beautiful.

I also like, I kind of, if I can say, I kind of get it.

Like, it really takes you out of the moment when someone who doesn't exist looks different to how you imagined whilst driving a gondola hovercraft through St.

Mark's Square.

And I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying the James Bond producers are pandering to racists.

The latest casting rumours include Lawrence Fox, Tommy Robinson and some guy whose face is obscured by the hood of his white robe.

Here's how big of a football fan I am.

I did my research.

I came prepared.