Sarah Sherman

Von Zell, we love Von Zell.

Von Zell, we love Von Zell.

Wait, who was long hair? Bobice. I got my first period while Bobice.

Wait, who was long hair? Bobice. I got my first period while Bobice.

And then I acted like it wasn't happening because I was afraid.

And then I acted like it wasn't happening because I was afraid.

Wait, do you remember what song he was singing?

Wait, do you remember what song he was singing?

He had a brown jacket.

He had a brown jacket.

It was always some variation of, Oh, little mama, let me get your handle because mama, I'm so hot to handle now I guess around.

It was always some variation of, Oh, little mama, let me get your handle because mama, I'm so hot to handle now I guess around.

Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill to the base of my spine. He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar.

Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill to the base of my spine. He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar.

When you guys said Bo Bice, I thought the guy with the gray hair.

When you guys said Bo Bice, I thought the guy with the gray hair.

Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretencing today. I think because my boyfriend...

Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretencing today. I think because my boyfriend...

I come in peace, gay guys.

I come in peace, gay guys.