Sarah Sloan

Hey guys, I recently did one of those new things that I've never done before, which is getting in those Waymo cars.

Yeah, that was kind of cool.

I get into the car and the computer turns on and asks me, where would you like to go?

And so I was like, take me on an experience I've never been on before.

So it took me on a date.

I really hate when people brag about how many black friends they have.

Like, why are we bragging about how many bad friends we have?

I've been working on other animal impressions, so I'm gonna do a nasty and rude giraffe.

Are you guys ready?

All right.

Hey guys, I'm Taylor Swift and I just released a new album.

Oh, thank you, Joe.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

I honestly, like, I know it sounds like a brown-nosing thing to say, but, like, I think when you're around someone who, like, knows how to do it and is good at it, like, I think you're just naturally... Is Tony helping you out on your jokes?

No, like, he's...

I used to think Red Band hated me, actually, whenever I first started working for you.

But I realized that's just his face.

Oh, man.

I've been drinking too much coffee, and it's been affecting some...