#743 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE DEROSA

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Redban 0:13
Howdy, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hitchcock!
Joe DeRosa 0:31
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
Joe DeRosa 0:48
Oh, my God. And that right there is indeed the best damn band in the land. Make some noise for Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Valgrande, Huevos Rancheros. Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, John Dees on the keys, and believe it or not, live in the flesh, that is Dee Madness on the bass guitar, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. This episode is brought to you by PrizePix, Quo, and Shopify. Such a fun episode for you. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
Joe DeRosa 1:32
Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? I book this thing every single week. This one's for the boys. This one's for the fucking pigs. This one's for the fucking homies. Yeah. You guys like that? Let's just do it. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the best comedians, two of our favorite friends, make some fucking noise for Joe DeRosa and Luis J. Gomez! Luis J. Gomez. Joe DeRosa. Both of them have brand new specials on YouTube right now. I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is what a lot of people are saying is the best stand-up special of the year by the great Joe DeRosa. He's also on tour, JoeDeRosa.com. Louis' special is out. You're making this worse. Louis J. Gomez comedy on YouTube. Of course, one of the founding fathers of the Legion of Skanks, which is right around the corner.
Joe DeRosa 2:39
Skank Fest 2025. In New Orleans, Louisiana, one of my least favorite cities. But I'm going there to drink myself into oblivion just for you. I'm happy to be here, Tony. Tony, one of the best live experiences in the world. How are you guys feeling tonight? Good? Thank you for having me, and thanks for coming back to Skankfest. Both of you guys this year. It's going to be a blast. We are going to have a blast. We're not doing a Kill Tony there, but we're going to have a lot of fun. We're no longer doing Kill Tony at that dilapidated... It's the most fun festival in all of comedy, but we've outgrown you. I will. We actually. Tony says this every year to me, but every year I convince Tony to do a secret kill Tony at Skank Fest.
Joe DeRosa 3:25
Every year. I swear to God, mark my words, it's not happening again. But no, we love each other. We always have fun. Lewis is the man. Welcome back to Austin, Texas. Your show Tuesday sold out, right? At the Creek? Thursday. Thursday. Story Wars right here. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Yep. Sold out. Perfect. Fantastic. Welcome. One more time for Lewis. Joe DeRosa is back.
Redban 3:49
I'm also going to be at Skankfest, despite Lewis turning his back to me completely, talking to the other two people that are going to be there. I have not outgrown the festival. I just don't really want to go, to be honest. What are you going to do?
Joe DeRosa 4:02
New Orleans. Alcoholic. Yeah, exactly. It's a fantastic place to drink yourself into oblivion while trying to forget the fact that it's a graveyard of flooding and sadness and...
Redban 4:13
It really is a dark place.
Joe DeRosa 4:15
It really is.
Redban 4:16
And it's one of those cities that looks like Dracula after 5 p.m. No matter where you are, just fog rolls across the roads. Yeah. Ghouls and specters everywhere. And these are just the people at Skank Fest, folks. Yes, that's the lineup.
Joe DeRosa 4:33
All right, you guys know how it works. Fun fact, I do believe Lewis has the record since Brody killed himself. I do believe Lewis has the... You guys say it like it... Oh, Jesus. That's not even how he did it. Don't you have a hanging sound effect on there? Here it is. Red Band looking for... Oh, my gosh. All right.
Redban 4:56
Jesus. Whoa. Whoa. Yes. I did it. Hit the button that says Robin Williams. That'll be the... All right.
Joe DeRosa 5:06
All right. All right. So you guys know two of the most used guests in the history of the show. Over 300 souls are crammed together in a bar next door, hoping and praying that we pull their name out of this bucket. I'm going to let this... what appears to be a pure dying alcoholic picked the first name.

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