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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Howdy, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hitchcock!
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Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? I book this thing every single week. This one's for the boys. This one's for the fucking pigs. This one's for the fucking homies. Yeah. You guys like that? Let's just do it. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the best comedians, two of our favorite friends, make some fucking noise for Joe DeRosa and Luis J. Gomez! Luis J. Gomez. Joe DeRosa.
Both of them have brand new specials on YouTube right now. I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is what a lot of people are saying is the best stand-up special of the year by the great Joe DeRosa. He's also on tour, JoeDeRosa.com. Louis' special is out. You're making this worse. Louis J. Gomez comedy on YouTube.
Of course, one of the founding fathers of the Legion of Skanks, which is right around the corner. Skank Fest 2025. In New Orleans, Louisiana, one of my least favorite cities. But I'm going there to drink myself into oblivion just for you. I'm happy to be here, Tony. Tony, one of the best live experiences in the world. How are you guys feeling tonight? Good?
Thank you for having me, and thanks for coming back to Skankfest. Both of you guys this year. It's going to be a blast. We are going to have a blast. We're not doing a Kill Tony there, but we're going to have a lot of fun. We're no longer doing Kill Tony at that dilapidated... It's the most fun festival in all of comedy, but we've outgrown you. I will. We actually.
Tony says this every year to me, but every year I convince Tony to do a secret kill Tony at Skank Fest. Every year. I swear to God, mark my words, it's not happening again. But no, we love each other. We always have fun. Lewis is the man. Welcome back to Austin, Texas. Your show Tuesday sold out, right? At the Creek? Thursday. Thursday. Story Wars right here. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Yep. Sold out.
Perfect. Fantastic. Welcome. One more time for Lewis. Joe DeRosa is back.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Joe DeRosa and Luis J. Gomez's comedy specials?
It's fine. But lately, I've been really connecting with my roots, right? Like, I've been working on my impressions. This is an impression of LGBT MLK. I had a dream. And that dream was pretty gay. It was a gay dream. It's not great. It was not great. But, you know, I have... Worked a lot of strange jobs as well.
I used to work with mentally handicapped orphans. It's a true story.
And now I work with the Legion of Skanks. Some things never change. All right. All right, Jeff Sussman. Wow, really showing off some of that amazing comedy that you've learned from your mentor, Louis J. Comas. I mean, absolutely. Josh, what the fuck was that?
Chapter 3: What insights are shared about Skank Fest 2025?
You're going to come on one of the biggest podcasts in the world representing the Legion of Skanks with that horse shit?
Yeah. Josh, you know, they told me upstairs that I'd remember you from your weird face. And I said, I'm not going to make fun of his face. And then he did that set. I'm going to make fun of your face. Goddamn. D Madness. Be happy God has blessed you.
I mean, it is haunting, so...
It is incredible. At least it makes Halloween easy for you this week. What do you do for Halloween? Sometimes a little bit of face paint, and that's about it. Right. Okay. Very interesting. What happened to it? Did anything ever happen? Were you ever in a horseback riding accident or something? Or is that all natural? Well, my birth mother did a lot of crack, so that helps. Absolutely.
So your mother was the black one? Yes. Yeah. Okay, that's good. He's Puerto Rican. He's allowed to ask those questions.
You look like, you look like, you know when they make a biopic about somebody and a good looking person plays the guy and then you see the real guy? You look like, you look like if the movie was about you but Michael Anthony played you in the movie and then you'd be like, wait, that's the guy? Oh, geez, all right, well, no. Thought that, all right, go fuck yourself.
Josh, do you do a lot of stand-up? I do, I do. How long have you been doing it for? Three years. Did you really used to work with mentally ill orphans? I did. How did you end up with that job? Did they bring you in to hide under their beds and scare them or something? Like a scared straight situation.
No, it was, there is a program in Peru, so they take all the orphans that people super don't want, the mentally and physically handicapped ones.
Wow.
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Chapter 4: What happens when the comedians interact with the audience?
She tried to get me in. Well, Josh, a frighteningly rough performance, but the interview is great. You're a very likable guy. You wear that face well. I love that you enjoy the process and that you're smiling and enjoying yourself. That's really what it's all about. And while life may be so hard that you don't even remember the last six years,
first six years of your life, I like to think that your best days are ahead of you, my friend. Can I add one thing? Absolutely. Go right ahead. You're 12% evil. All right. Well, this week actually marks a very special week for me because, so I actually, I spent the last seven years in Switzerland. That's where I started doing comedy.
And I realized that if I want to take this comedy thing seriously, I've got to move to America. which means that I left behind, you know, the safety and security and all of that. Can we call an ICE agent real quick? Us guys, we don't. All right, go ahead. Because my wife is Swiss, so that is why I was over there. Yeah, she smells like cheese. I wish your set was Gouda.
And so when we... This is incredible. I'm getting word. I'm getting word. Lewis has put you up for adoption. They're sending you to a different podcast to be an intern somewhere else. You've been picked up by... I don't fucking know. So basically... Okay. All right. Holy shit, Josh. Yeah, okay. Anyways, long story short, it's been a dream come true coming here because I moved exactly a year ago.
Are you going to cry, you homo? YouTube, he's going to fucking cry.
He's not gay if he cries. He's just a woman.
So I just wanted to say thanks for the opportunity, of course.
Of course.
Josh, congratulations. Here's a little joke book. Come back sometime. Josh Sussman, everybody. Come on, make some noise for Josh. He's adopted and he's got a face. Looks like the inside of a grilled cheese sandwich. All right, wow, let's not forget that the man with full-blown liver failure in the front row picked a very special name to get this show started.
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Chapter 5: What surprising tattoo story does Aaron share?
Anything else crazy we should know about Aaron? What else is going on?
I got a full back tattoo like an hour ago in a hotel by some big Mexican guy.
No, you didn't. Really? No fucking way. This guy's living a wild life right now. I see the tattoo tape. Drum roll, please. Oh, my God. He really did. Darren has five times as good of a body as that model. but those nipples. You could be a model in Miami, Aaron. That is an incredible observation. Oh, shit, I want to see how this next part of the... Oh, yeah, there it is. Service dog Joe DeRosa.
That's a good boy. DeRosa's never had to put a guy's clothes on his body. There you go.
Amazing. I can't get over how fast he can type. I'm able-bodied. I can't send one text without a typo in it. Every text I send, I'm like, fuck, fuck! No, not that, fuck! This is crazy how accurate you are.
He's gotten really good at it.
I have a really bad fever, man.
Wait, what? Wait, what? You have a fever right now?
What? That hotel was a bad idea.
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Chapter 6: How does the group react to Aaron's fever?
An unbelievable set. Reigning, defending, undisputed golden ticket winner. Does he really have a fever, though? You really do?
Get the fuck out of here.
Maybe we should switch this mic out. Jesus Christ.
Every fucking time there's a sick person, I'm on the end.
Yeah. Every time. It's true. God damn it, man. It's true. And by the way, we don't know exactly what he has, but I can tell you, last week he was a professional bodybuilder, so you'll be just fine. You just might lose your voice and have a curled up arm. All right, we're having fun here tonight. We're back to the bucket, and this looks like a fun name. Make some noise.
60-second uninterrupted set going to Soda Pop, everyone. It's Soda Pop. All right.
Austin, are you having fun tonight? Let's go. This city is gorgeous.
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Chapter 7: What unusual job does Soda Pop mention?
I mean, you guys are absolutely beautiful. I just left that dump they call Knoxville. Let me tell you guys, that place is dirty. I mean, there's trash and garbage all over the place. Everywhere I go, everywhere I look, the streets are literally riddled with litter. But not here, though. Not in Boston. As a matter of fact, ever since I've shown up, I haven't seen one Puerto Rican.
Yeah, I know it's a little insensitive. I might have a couple of screws loose. You know I'm working on that. I got a therapist now. Come to find out I got this whole multi-personality, schizophrenia thing going on. So, you know, I got that going for me. Hey, that reminds me. If you or a loved one is experiencing some type of existential crisis, perhaps it's time you try... Talk Space.
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Love you guys. Thank you. All right. Soda pop. Jesus fucking Christ.
Sorry about that. The guy's fucking an inch away from me going, I'm a schizanoid fucking parent.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of Dedrick Flynn's performance?
I'm fucking scared shitless right now.
I'm sorry about that. It's okay. Jesus Christ. Flip the on-off switch on that monitor.
You just missed something, guys.
So Soda Pop just flung his headband at this hot chick in the front row, and she caught it and made a face of disgust and threw it back at him. Wow. That is incredible.
Thank you.
Can we get Heidi and some towels out here before this whole table explodes? There is a lot of electricity running through this thing.
Oh, I'm feeling electric tonight. It's funny.
No, Soda Pop, you suck, Soda Pop. Let me just tell you. I'm just going to wait until the cleaning was over, but I'll tell you, since you wanted to jump on and say you had an electric set, that was crazy bad. You went through it like you've rehearsed it a specific way.
Maybe. Yeah, I have. Are you new at stand-up? Literally, yeah. Just started, man. I'm looking for a mentor. I'm trying to develop this whole multi... Schizo personality.
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