Sarah Sloan

toilet stuff oh tell us more it's it's it's actually because i i get coffee for tony um every morning that's part of my job duty and so i i naturally will get one for myself but that means i'm drinking way more coffee than i ever used to and um a red band requires coffee that opens up his asshole

Yeah, because then I'll also have some drip coffee, and then that, my maker makes like five cups.

So I'm having like a latte on top of the five cups of coffee.

At least I'm awake.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay.

I don't know if this is actually interesting, but I've never told you this before.

The only way I was allowed to get into the public school that I got into in a small town was my parents lied and said that I needed to be in English as a second language.

Wow.

Yeah.

So I tested out in the third grade, but I was in all these classes with Mexicans.

Yeah, so my mom, she's Panamanian.

Panamanian.

Yeah, like my whole life, she's spoken in Spanish to me, and I speak back in English.

So yeah, our communication skills with each other, really good.

Oh, yeah.

We get along really, no, actually, I really love her.

But yeah, yeah, so that's always something that I realized I had never told you before.

But can I say one more thing?

Okay, so basically, I'm talking to a guy for the first time in my life.