Sarah Sloan

I'm too afraid.

Yeah, I went on a date with this one guy.

And then he started just like, at the end, I was dreading it.

I was like, oh, no.

And then he starts just hugging me.

And I was like, and then he like kisses me on the cheek.

And I was like, ugh.

And then he was like, what's wrong, baby?

He was Mexican.

It shows you they really don't respect boundaries.

Yeah, at one point I literally, at one point I literally held up my hand in front of my face and I said, don't kiss me, please.

It was so pathetic.

I know I'm not.

I just think, I feel, I feel so bad just like kissing someone that may not be my husband.

Literally, I'm probably more Christian now than before I started the job.

They love you so much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So my mom is super Hispanic, and I'm talking like very Hispanic. This is how she wakes me up in the morning. Her accent is so thick she has trouble pronouncing my name, so she has to call me Sara. She has to call me Sarita. I have some bad news next. My dad is white. Boo, ew. So he likes to call me stupid. He likes to call me ugly. Yeah, no, it's fine. Oh, man.

So my mom is super Hispanic, and I'm talking like very Hispanic. This is how she wakes me up in the morning. Her accent is so thick she has trouble pronouncing my name, so she has to call me Sara. She has to call me Sarita. I have some bad news next. My dad is white. Boo, ew. So he likes to call me stupid. He likes to call me ugly. Yeah, no, it's fine. Oh, man.