Sarah Spain

I can't believe you know the cat lady's name.

Wow.

Wow.

I guess I should say, meow.

I guess I should say, meow.

Don't have to get ready if you stay ready. You know what I mean?

Don't have to get ready if you stay ready. You know what I mean?

You can't say flaccid without thinking of a dick.

You can't say flaccid without thinking of a dick.

That would be a good rap duo. then who ends up with Flaccid, I guess?

That would be a good rap duo. then who ends up with Flaccid, I guess?

And then test each other's boners. I'm trying to piece together how we went from getting plasma to boner data. Yeah.

And then test each other's boners. I'm trying to piece together how we went from getting plasma to boner data. Yeah.

Right. What's that, you know, you talk long enough and Hitler comes up? It's that for men with d**ks.

Right. What's that, you know, you talk long enough and Hitler comes up? It's that for men with d**ks.

Just real quick, back to the boners. His name is Johnson. It's a little on the nose or I guess on the dick, but the point is he's testing his boners next to his sons in order to prove that that part of the aging process that isn't affecting him is sexual virility.

Just real quick, back to the boners. His name is Johnson. It's a little on the nose or I guess on the dick, but the point is he's testing his boners next to his sons in order to prove that that part of the aging process that isn't affecting him is sexual virility.

Couldn't you compare it to other 47-year-olds instead? Or couldn't you compare it to anonymous data from many people in their early 20s instead of, weirdly— posting about your son's boners, tagging him in those posts, and then saying, raise your kids to stand firm and upright.

Couldn't you compare it to other 47-year-olds instead? Or couldn't you compare it to anonymous data from many people in their early 20s instead of, weirdly— posting about your son's boners, tagging him in those posts, and then saying, raise your kids to stand firm and upright.

This part to me is like a departure from the already weird obsession with not dying is also this desire to be connected to his son, both in terms of like injecting his plasma into him, but then also having boner offs. Like, is this weird to you guys? Or am I just a woman?