Sarah Spain

This part to me is like a departure from the already weird obsession with not dying is also this desire to be connected to his son, both in terms of like injecting his plasma into him, but then also having boner offs. Like, is this weird to you guys? Or am I just a woman?

Or clone him or, you know, any number of weird sci-fi rich person weird things to take the next step.

Or clone him or, you know, any number of weird sci-fi rich person weird things to take the next step.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

He's in the cult.

He's in the cult.

Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.

Yeah, he's already, that sounds like something you'd write with a gun to your head.

He's in the turgid place. He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature.

He's in the turgid place. He can't think straight. He's constantly erect. His dad won't let him stop getting boners. Also, not the point of the clip, but isn't he rich enough to get a more believable hair dye? That doesn't occur in nature.

Like, if the point is to look younger, like, a real easy just boxed hair dye is not going to cost you much, and it's going to do wonders for selling people on your age.

Like, if the point is to look younger, like, a real easy just boxed hair dye is not going to cost you much, and it's going to do wonders for selling people on your age.

Yeah, Mark Jones is on The Substance.

Yeah, Mark Jones is on The Substance.

I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes, and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.

I don't want to bring the party to a flaccid point, but I brought a sports topic. I forgot which show I was on, I guess. But I did want to bring it because I think you're both brilliant dudes, and I'm kind of interested to see where your brain takes what could happen next. So I don't know how familiar you are with the NWSL having a new CBA that they signed a couple months ago.

And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.

And part of it that we're now seeing manifest is they got rid of the draft altogether. They got rid of the college draft. They got rid of the expansion draft. There's no restrictions on movement for players at all. If you're out of a contract, you get to decide where you go. If you want to get traded, you have to agree to it. A team cannot trade you anywhere without you agreeing to it.

And free agents can sign whenever they want. There's not even restricted free agency where the team that originally had their rights has a chance to match. It is entirely players' rights now. And this is in part because the NWSL is having trouble competing with World Soccer and FIFA that operated in an entirely different way, right?