Savannah Adams

Ice bucket challenge for no reason at all.

You are absolutely correct.

And, but I also want to go back to the TikTokification because I don't know if your algorithm has this, but I have another one that's happening.

I have the 2016 trend, but then I have the Japanese, um, homemade cheesecake.

I don't know if you've seen this.

So people are learning how to make a healthier version of the Japanese cheesecake at home.

And what they're doing is they're taking a Greek yogurt, listen very closely, Biscoff cookies, dipping them in the yogurt, closing the yogurt back up, putting it in and letting it like congeal overnight.

And then they're like, everyone's like, tastes exactly like a Japanese cheesecake.

And I'm like, in what world are we living in?

Yeah, I was like, what psychosis have we all fallen to?

I feel like they're preparing us for the end of times.

This is a sign the end of times is coming because we no longer apparently can afford cream cheese or ricotta to make an actual cheesecake.

Yeah, yogurt and Biscoff as a treat is insanity.

Okay, well, would you like to read the headline and I can tell the story?

So Emily, this is her name for the sake of the story.

She's 17 going on 18.

She's having a birthday party.

She invites all of her friends.

One of her friends, Ryan, has a girlfriend.

And Ryan politely asks, can my girlfriend come?