Scott Adams

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Real Coffee with Scott Adams · The Scott Adams School - 08/13/26 AFFIRMATIONS W/ SCOTT & The Home Team · 13 Aug 2026 podcast

You know, I had maybe a thousand dollars that I could put into the stock market. matched

And I didn't even have an account. matched

So one day as I'm doing my affirmations, I wake up, uh I sat straight up in bed in the middle of the night matched

With this thought in my head to buy stock in Chrysler. matched

Now Chrysler at the time I I'm not good on my years, but Chrysler at the time was bankrupt. matched

So, you know, th they owed the government a bunch of money and a lot of people were betting they weren't coming back. matched

So their stock was just, you know, right at the edge of oblivion. matched

So out of all the stocks in the world, how many stocks do you think there are? matched

Say ten thousand? matched

Ten thousand stocks maybe? matched

I did zero research. matched

wok up matched

sat up and thought matched

By Chrysler. matched

For no reason. matched

uh n I hadn't read an article about it, nothing. matched

And so I tried to open an account with Charles Schwab Schwab and my paperwork got lost and it took too long. matched

And in the time it took me to try to open up an account using snail mail and stuff getting lost, the stock had gone up, I don't know, a bunch, twenty percent let's say. matched

I forget the exact number. matched

And so by the time I got my account opened, it had already gone up a lot. matched

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