Scott Jones
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And was there a lot out of that?
A lot.
And it got to the point where...
I was dealing with so many dead bodies that like I'd forget.
So one day like I was halfway through one and then they're like, oh, messes on boys, like come grab a feed, you know, like once a day we would eat fresh food.
And that was mint.
Like we had an actual cook flyer, an Australian army cook, legend, shout out to him.
And then I was like, oh, I'll finish this one when I'm done.
And I put a bit of plywood over this fucking corpse just like at the front gate down near the shitters.
And then β
We were having a party with the Americans watching The Fappening.
Remember The Fappening?
Yeah.
It was all the celebrity leak photos and shit.
And there was that chick from The Hunger Games.
And we were all like- Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah.
It was like 30 shooters in a room, jacked up boys, drinking fucking beers in multicams with fucking-
boners watching a projector screen of jennifer lawrence finger in herself because it was like the biggest things happen and everyone's just like oh my god like yeah cheering like throwing beers at them like it was the sickest fucking party not a chick inside just an all-male cast and and everyone's just like yeah multicam's really good at fucking concealment in the middle east is also good at hiding boners it turns out so then i get a call from the boss like scotia
Come out here.