Scott Jones

I go, fuck, what did I do?

Again, like the first time I got in trouble in high school, like, oh, what didn't I do?

And they're like, did you forget something, brother?

Oh, fuck.

Yep.

I left that corpse over by the toilet.

And the boss was like, yeah, I left the skiff and I fucking was walking through the dark and I tripped over a dead body.

And I knew straight away, this has got Skojo's name written all over it, doesn't it?

Oh yeah, sorry boss.

So I grabbed one of the boys and I went down there and I had to like fucking grab his arms and then the other dude grabbed his feet and walk him to fucking where he needed to go to get rid of him so that the Iraqis could come back and give him a...

Ceremonial burial, I'm sure.

You know, proper rites.

I'm sure they read him and treated him with utmost respect.

And as I was like moving this dead body, my bone is like banging him in the head through my pants.

And I was like, oh, man.

Now, whenever I want to have sexual relations with the missus, I can only get hard when I think about a dead Iraqi ISIS fighter.

So that's always awkward.

Hey, babe, can we put on some videos?

Oh, yeah.

What do you want to put on?