Scott Jones

blocks the pores.

So the dirt and the sweat mix with your shirt and your pack over your back.

Your pores can't breathe.

It gets all clogged up and you get acne.

So you get these real big fucked up pimples all over your back.

I never got them.

I got it and it was, fuck.

It looks horrible.

And you can't stop it.

It looks gross, yeah.

And selection doesn't stop for you.

So the boys are in there with – there's one on the table here, like a ruler and soap and naked in the shower, like scraping that ruler down dude's backs to try and clear the pores out.

And I was watching that happen just, you know, in the corner jerking off.

And then eventually one of the DS came in and was like, what the fuck are you faggots doing, you know?

And, oh, we all got prickly heat stuff.

He says, all right, hop out here.

So we all formed up in three ranks out in the sun.

And this DS said, does anyone have a problem with the COs or the chief of the army's directive about sun smartness?

And everyone's like, no, obviously not.

And he goes, all right, everyone then take your shirt off.