Scrim
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167 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Scrim’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Once everybody's good to go, and everybody's seatbelt buckled up. Scrim would not use the seatbelt. He doesn't know how to use the set. He doesn't care. He wants to be like Barnabas or caution the wind. Once everybody's ready, I would bump it up one notch and ease us out of the station. Okay. As we have pushed it towards the silver... Yep. The city, what we believe to be civilization.
I would slowly ramp up to 30 again, and when I feel that we've gone a significant distance at 30, I bump it up to 50, and I'd be listening for those bells.
I regret not using my seatbelt.
Is there viscera? Is there, I mean, like, fur? Like, does anything come up over them?
I don't think I would, I would be, like, still, like, holding the, I would be.
Yeah, we just need contact.
Oh, we were having such a nice day.
If there is any light at all, I am the palest green you have ever seen.
I'm looking around at all three of you, like, super pale, and I'm shaking as I just very shakingly draw the Brutal Blade. And I'm, like, looking at all three of you, like, what do we do? Why, it's glowing blue!
If I see you start to cast spells and walk away from the helm, I would immediately basically sheath the Brutal Blade and get back in position and wait for the go-ahead from the team to kick it back into gear as I'm watching you intently do what you do. Get ready to go!
And I, just to get us going to try and put some distance, but I don't want to go fast, like super fast until I know that we're back in like a clear track. So if it's going to be bumpy, I want to go, I want to put distance between us. And if this thing suddenly starts like gaining on us crazy, then I would go up higher.
Would I be able to perceive in any way, if this is unreasonable, tell me that the fire is doing anything to these creatures? Would I be able to make a connection that this fire is doing anything extra, or would I not even realize that? And it's okay to say that it's not something that Scrim would even understand.
All of those are probably egregiously bad. Nature, medicine is plus two, arcana is one. Yeah, I'll make a medicine check.
No. Would that have consumed bonus action? No. Oh, okay. Then in that case, I will just use my Hexblade's Curse on number three, right there. And then I will move up within range to swing the Brutal Blade at it. Plus three bonus damage rolls. Ooh, 17, that's not bad, plus a bunch to hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus eight would be 25 to hit. That hits.
Okay, then I am gonna also use Fury of the Small, which is, because it's so much bigger than me, so that's gonna add eight damage to it. So I'm just gonna roll my normal damage. Oh no. That's going to be one, two, three. I rolled maximum damage. That's actually insane. So that's going to be 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.
With all of the bonuses and all of that together, 28 total points of damage with the prune blade. Yeah, I cut into this thing deeply. I'm following up behind Yornir after I see him unleash this unbelievable amount of flame. I cut deep into this troll's eyes, shoulders.
Okay, that's my turn.
I don't know if I've ever rolled max damage on a hit like that before.
This feels like my fault, but I don't want to take the blame.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
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