Sean Brown

Now the shopping centre has posted CCTV footage trying to identify the driver.

One of my friends has recognised my car and says I need to come forward.

Some friends think it was just a minor accident and people are overreacting.

Others think leaving the scene automatically makes me the bad guy.

Am I the a-hole for driving away after a minor scrape?

That is like my worst fear.

Yeah, you've been exposed, Alan.

The young girls that rob joints?

I'm like, oh no, poor girl.

I know what you mean because they always do look very innocent.

But also I'm also shocked that these young girls are thieves.

You're probably in some stores in Canada with your big face behind the frame.

Literally.

Find this woman.

Back to the car scrape.

I must admit, I've done this.

And I'm just like mortified because like talking about this just made me think of it.

So basically in my instance, I reversed, I was parallel reverse, parallel parking.

My tow bar hit like someone's number plate.

It was like you could see a tiny little ding in the number plate, but I was like, honestly, you're only going to notice if the sun glistens on it in a certain way.