Sean Evans

Exactly. So that's a problem. I like to sleep on flights, so pilots that get super chatty and are telling you that you're flying over the Grand Canyon and are going through humidity and wind speed of your destination when you land and they're really filling you in, that can kind of stop.

Also, too, they'll pipe up and talk to you about deals that you can get if you sign up for the United Credit Card and stuff like that.

Also, too, they'll pipe up and talk to you about deals that you can get if you sign up for the United Credit Card and stuff like that.

Also, too, they'll pipe up and talk to you about deals that you can get if you sign up for the United Credit Card and stuff like that.

Yeah, and they're just talking while I'm trying to sleep on the plane. That's kind of insane to me.

Yeah, and they're just talking while I'm trying to sleep on the plane. That's kind of insane to me.

Yeah, and they're just talking while I'm trying to sleep on the plane. That's kind of insane to me.

You couldn't have eaten that at the gate, man? Yeah, we're all animals, and you're really exposed to it when you're at the airport, especially just being treated like cattle, herded onto these planes. And you know what? I flew from New York to Austin today, and it was one of those planes that's like a greyhound bus with wings. So I'm like, even if you get a first-class ticket, it's just like this.

You couldn't have eaten that at the gate, man? Yeah, we're all animals, and you're really exposed to it when you're at the airport, especially just being treated like cattle, herded onto these planes. And you know what? I flew from New York to Austin today, and it was one of those planes that's like a greyhound bus with wings. So I'm like, even if you get a first-class ticket, it's just like this.

You couldn't have eaten that at the gate, man? Yeah, we're all animals, and you're really exposed to it when you're at the airport, especially just being treated like cattle, herded onto these planes. And you know what? I flew from New York to Austin today, and it was one of those planes that's like a greyhound bus with wings. So I'm like, even if you get a first-class ticket, it's just like this.

But I'm like, is that a long enough flight to get the pop-down ticket?

But I'm like, is that a long enough flight to get the pop-down ticket?

But I'm like, is that a long enough flight to get the pop-down ticket?

oh and the other thing too the pat downs at TSA yeah a little much I think like I had one today aggressive yeah aggressive and they're like oh you just gotta check your stomach and I was like that was a little lower than my stomach you know in front of everybody and the back of the hand yeah yeah back of the hand I've had so many back of hands against my nuts where I'm like at least I don't know to an audience of like 80 witnesses yeah you know yeah and they're like what is that that's my fucking bean bag dude

oh and the other thing too the pat downs at TSA yeah a little much I think like I had one today aggressive yeah aggressive and they're like oh you just gotta check your stomach and I was like that was a little lower than my stomach you know in front of everybody and the back of the hand yeah yeah back of the hand I've had so many back of hands against my nuts where I'm like at least I don't know to an audience of like 80 witnesses yeah you know yeah and they're like what is that that's my fucking bean bag dude

oh and the other thing too the pat downs at TSA yeah a little much I think like I had one today aggressive yeah aggressive and they're like oh you just gotta check your stomach and I was like that was a little lower than my stomach you know in front of everybody and the back of the hand yeah yeah back of the hand I've had so many back of hands against my nuts where I'm like at least I don't know to an audience of like 80 witnesses yeah you know yeah and they're like what is that that's my fucking bean bag dude

Have those gotten... Oh, you know... The DMs off the top of my head, I'm sure there's been a bunch of them. But as you know, I think when you go through the Hot Ones gauntlet, you kind of either become friends for life, like you and me, or this person never wants to see me again. Does that happen? Yeah. There's no middle ground. But one of my favorite moments is...

Have those gotten... Oh, you know... The DMs off the top of my head, I'm sure there's been a bunch of them. But as you know, I think when you go through the Hot Ones gauntlet, you kind of either become friends for life, like you and me, or this person never wants to see me again. Does that happen? Yeah. There's no middle ground. But one of my favorite moments is...

Have those gotten... Oh, you know... The DMs off the top of my head, I'm sure there's been a bunch of them. But as you know, I think when you go through the Hot Ones gauntlet, you kind of either become friends for life, like you and me, or this person never wants to see me again. Does that happen? Yeah. There's no middle ground. But one of my favorite moments is...

when we shot with dave grohl he brought in a bottle of crown royal and he made me go shot for shot as we went wing for wing you know it's like this big bonding experience i remember after the shoot we're out back in the alley i don't even smoke cigarettes i was just chain smoking with dave grohl you know yeah he's like you want a cigarette and i'm like yeah yeah yeah exactly so we're just sitting back there chatting heroin yeah like let's party and then um he goes uh