Sean Hayes

I mean, what are you talking about?

He's out in the world, okay?

No, traitors.

Traitors.

No, seriously, that was just incredible, everything you just said.

And Will, you had like, how many maids and servers did you have to leave your house?

John, do you have, because everything, I could talk to you about all this stuff you were just talking about forever.

I love talking about that kind of stuff.

No, now do your kids get, do your kids feel like dad is overwhelming with all of those kind of teachings and kind of parenting or do they actually listen to what you're saying?

You know, Will always makes fun of me because whenever I go to like a party or a dinner, I want to leave right away.

And I'm like I learned it from my dad.

Oh, look at that.

Wait, when I was in college, I stole a turkey sandwich from a 7-Eleven.

Oh, my God.

John.

I'll read for it.

That's sick.

It's unbelievable.

I was going to ask you for a theater story, but next time, I would love to hear just a tragic theater story.

I have tons of them.