Sean Hayes

So please tell me you did musical theater in college, because in my mind, that would be one of the funniest things in the world.

Man.

And I wasn't that great, but I got... Tell me, like, the first joke you ever told her.

And if you'd like, I could tell you mine.

That's a pretty good one.

What's yours, Sean?

Oh, I was terrible.

I was nowhere near as talented or funny as you are.

I was horrible.

These guys know the one that I won't repeat.

But the other one was, and it's long, so you can't, it's like 20 seconds long, okay?

So it's just long for a joke.

So I would go, you know, they say on Mars, the atmosphere is like 95% carbon dioxide and 5% oxygen.

So I imagine one day when we live there, we'll breathe something like this.

Oh, at Chicago Improv.

Because you can't talk quietly on a plane.

Jason and I had lunch like decades ago at the Chateau Marmont, which houses the liberal elite.

That's right.

And Jason said to me, I don't know if you remember this, Jason.

You said to me, we were just talking about careers and whatever, the ups and downs.