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Sean Hayes

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
17367 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And I get to this like I get to a plywood stage and there's all these RVs and there's like a micro brew truck giving out beer to these VIP glampers.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Oh, you can handle.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And they had no idea someone had been brought in to do stand up.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And they didn't ask for it.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

They didn't want it.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

They didn't like it.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I was not someone they knew who that was.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I was not someone people were excited to see.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And I started doing standup and this guy yelled, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd enjoy silence more than the sound of your voice.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

And it was so articulate.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

It was very polite.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

How do you heckle back at that?

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

I went, hey, fuck you.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Sucker motherfucker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Sucker motherfucker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Sucker motherfucker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Yeah, sayonara, sucker motherfucker.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

Jump on the back of the golf cart, speed away.

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"RE-RELEASE: John Mulaney"

That'd actually be a good, I might close a special with that.