Sean Hayes

Sayonara, sucker.

After a really gracious thank you to the audience, I turn around and then say sayonara, suckers.

this aggressive shitty little i would i i have this i have this masochistic fantasy of doing uh one set of stand-up but i would have no idea how to how to write uh uh a session of have you ever heard of we know you know yeah i mean the very fact that you call it a session is session you know but you know how like some so i'm here to perform a session

Guys, guys, listen up.

I'm here to perform.

Well, you know like how some music acts, they don't write their own music, but they perform them well.

Have you ever heard of a stand-up having a whole set written for he or she and then they do it?

Yeah, I mean there are – and it's kind of more of an older school thing.

Like there were performers who had a lot of writers and there were –

You know, I really don't hear about it much anymore.

There are people who do stand-up who also do so many other types of sessions that acting sessions and directing sessions that they eventually have writers.

But most people seem to... Why don't you go to an open session night?

Are there?

Yeah, go to open session.

I'd actually like to end stand-up the way my therapist ends sessions, which is, okay, we have to pause now.

Yeah.

And then just walk off stage.

Would you like to go see some routines?

There's some wonderful routines out there at the Improv, which is short for The Improvisation.

They're on Melrose Avenue.