Sebastian Maniscalco

Personally, right now, I feel extremely fortunate and happy with my family.

not so much though with enjoying the fruits well I mean even that I mean I even have time trouble like should we remodel the kitchen you know do I really want to go through that pain because I'm not a type of guy who just says alright here go do it I'm going to be renting a house for two years I'm the type of guy that

You hit, are they hammering?

You know, like, this is the way I was, you know, I see the gardener outside and he's watering and another guy's looking at him watering.

I go, what the?

Is he watching him walk?

Although the pets are a problem.

I didn't really welcome the dogs.

It was one of those decisions where I wish I would have been more vocal.

Well, I mean, the second dog, I told you before we got on here that I'm not a pet guy.

I didn't grow up with pets, and now I have two dogs at the age of 52, and I just didn't know what to expect.

A lot of people had said, oh, they're just like babies.

If I knew there were this much work, I would have had a third kid.

I swear to God.

I thought they were animals.

They kind of roam alone.

I told my wife, I go, why don't we just let them out?

But you let them out and they come back to the door looking for you to come out with them.

It's like, didn't you come from wolves?

Don't you just roam around?