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All of that changes one night when Ellen's oldest daughter is telling her about her day interning for Hazel, Ellen's frenemy, and the daughter is like, I spent all day on the phone. And Ellen's like, well... Yeah, that sounds about right for a PR job. But her daughter's like, no, this was different.

All of that changes one night when Ellen's oldest daughter is telling her about her day interning for Hazel, Ellen's frenemy, and the daughter is like, I spent all day on the phone. And Ellen's like, well... Yeah, that sounds about right for a PR job. But her daughter's like, no, this was different.

But then Ellen kind of pauses because she's always just a little bit suspicious when it comes to literally anything that Hazel does. So Ellen's like, what kind of items are we talking about? And her daughter's like, mom, I know you hate Hazel, but she's kind of incredible at her job. People gave her so much shit.

But then Ellen kind of pauses because she's always just a little bit suspicious when it comes to literally anything that Hazel does. So Ellen's like, what kind of items are we talking about? And her daughter's like, mom, I know you hate Hazel, but she's kind of incredible at her job. People gave her so much shit.

Like someone donated a wheel of cheese imported from Italy, like right from the border of Parmigiano and Reggiano. Ha ha ha!

Like someone donated a wheel of cheese imported from Italy, like right from the border of Parmigiano and Reggiano. Ha ha ha!

got that reggiano she went she went got that rich oh man that's crazy and then a former chef of carbone is offering up a private pasta making class and someone else donated this ugly broom that cost six hundred dollars how would you respond to this ellen you have already messed up if your daughter ever has the occasion to say to you

got that reggiano she went she went got that rich oh man that's crazy and then a former chef of carbone is offering up a private pasta making class and someone else donated this ugly broom that cost six hundred dollars how would you respond to this ellen you have already messed up if your daughter ever has the occasion to say to you

Well, Ellen's like, I may hate Hazel, And also think that Hazel's affinity for Tory Burch is a little tacky. But as a feminist, I will not tear this woman down in front of my daughter. So Ellen tells her daughter, I don't hate Hazel. But. Our girl Ellen does have her antenna up. Ellen is suspicious.

Well, Ellen's like, I may hate Hazel, And also think that Hazel's affinity for Tory Burch is a little tacky. But as a feminist, I will not tear this woman down in front of my daughter. So Ellen tells her daughter, I don't hate Hazel. But. Our girl Ellen does have her antenna up. Ellen is suspicious.

And she only gets more suspicious the next day when one of her Briarwood parent friends tells her that apparently Class B had received some incredible new donations for the silent auction that everyone's being really tight-lipped about. Oh, God. What do you do with this information?

And she only gets more suspicious the next day when one of her Briarwood parent friends tells her that apparently Class B had received some incredible new donations for the silent auction that everyone's being really tight-lipped about. Oh, God. What do you do with this information?

Ooh. What are the two options?

Ooh. What are the two options?

Ellen takes the lighter side option that you give. Ellen's like, I'm zen. I'm different this year. She takes a little CBD gummy and she mutes the notifications on her parent group chat.

Ellen takes the lighter side option that you give. Ellen's like, I'm zen. I'm different this year. She takes a little CBD gummy and she mutes the notifications on her parent group chat.

Her little gummy is just kicked in when her younger daughter comes home from school and she's looking a little dejected. And Ellen's immediately like, what's wrong? Are you okay? Yeah. Her daughter's like, nothing's wrong. It's just this stupid fundraiser we're going to lose. And Ellen's like, how do you know you're going to lose? You've got a whole month left. And her daughter sort of sighs.

Her little gummy is just kicked in when her younger daughter comes home from school and she's looking a little dejected. And Ellen's immediately like, what's wrong? Are you okay? Yeah. Her daughter's like, nothing's wrong. It's just this stupid fundraiser we're going to lose. And Ellen's like, how do you know you're going to lose? You've got a whole month left. And her daughter sort of sighs.

And then she's like, Mom, do you promise to be chill? And Ellen's like, yes, I told you I'm different now. And so her daughter tells her that the final auction list went out. And the items for sale by Class B include not just a private dinner with a Broadway star, They include a wheel of cheese imported from Italy, right from the border of Parmigiano and Reggiano.

And then she's like, Mom, do you promise to be chill? And Ellen's like, yes, I told you I'm different now. And so her daughter tells her that the final auction list went out. And the items for sale by Class B include not just a private dinner with a Broadway star, They include a wheel of cheese imported from Italy, right from the border of Parmigiano and Reggiano.