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Yeah, this is actually really similar to the tactic that Ellen is workshopping. She just doesn't have a chance to deploy it because one night she's coming home from getting ice cream with her daughter. And as they get closer to their block, they see there's like a huge commotion outside their co-op. There's a crowd of people along with two cop cars, which is not normal.

Yeah, this is actually really similar to the tactic that Ellen is workshopping. She just doesn't have a chance to deploy it because one night she's coming home from getting ice cream with her daughter. And as they get closer to their block, they see there's like a huge commotion outside their co-op. There's a crowd of people along with two cop cars, which is not normal.

And as Ellen gets closer, she sees Patricia's fabulous head of hair among the people in the crowd. Very easily recognizable. It's like seeing Julia Roberts in the wild. Most of the co-op board members are also in the crowd, like looking pissed. And there are three or four police officers and then two boys sitting on the ground in front of them.

And as Ellen gets closer, she sees Patricia's fabulous head of hair among the people in the crowd. Very easily recognizable. It's like seeing Julia Roberts in the wild. Most of the co-op board members are also in the crowd, like looking pissed. And there are three or four police officers and then two boys sitting on the ground in front of them.

And the boys look to be in their late teens or early 20s. And lying on the ground in front of them is something that Ellen hates.

And the boys look to be in their late teens or early 20s. And lying on the ground in front of them is something that Ellen hates.

can't quite make out like from a distance it kind of looks like a really long version of the cardboard tube that's inside a toilet paper roll ellen pushes her way through the little crowd allegedly because she wants to get into her home but really she is being nosy as i would also be in this situation and it's not until ellen is right in front of the co-op that she realizes that the two boys sitting on the ground

can't quite make out like from a distance it kind of looks like a really long version of the cardboard tube that's inside a toilet paper roll ellen pushes her way through the little crowd allegedly because she wants to get into her home but really she is being nosy as i would also be in this situation and it's not until ellen is right in front of the co-op that she realizes that the two boys sitting on the ground

are Patricia's sons, who are supposed to be away at college, and that the object on the ground in front of them is either a foot-long joint or a very convincing replica.

are Patricia's sons, who are supposed to be away at college, and that the object on the ground in front of them is either a foot-long joint or a very convincing replica.

Yes. So apparently Patricia had waxed poetic about the 12 foot tall skeletons to her two sons who had taken the train down from Columbia to pull what I have to admit is kind of an iconic prank. They just thought it would be really funny to put a foot long joint into the giant hand of one of the 12 foot tall skeletons.

Yes. So apparently Patricia had waxed poetic about the 12 foot tall skeletons to her two sons who had taken the train down from Columbia to pull what I have to admit is kind of an iconic prank. They just thought it would be really funny to put a foot long joint into the giant hand of one of the 12 foot tall skeletons.

Yeah, someone had seen them, like, skulking around the building and called the cops. But luckily or unluckily, depending on how you think about it, the footlong joint is just a prop, so there's no weed in it.

Yeah, someone had seen them, like, skulking around the building and called the cops. But luckily or unluckily, depending on how you think about it, the footlong joint is just a prop, so there's no weed in it.

So the only real charge possible is trespassing. And Ellen convinces her co-op board to not press charges. She's like, I'm the one who bought the skeletons, and I'm not offended at all. She's like, honestly, I think it'd be funny to leave the joint. The co-op board does not agree with that last part. Fair enough. But they all know Patricia's family is really influential.

So the only real charge possible is trespassing. And Ellen convinces her co-op board to not press charges. She's like, I'm the one who bought the skeletons, and I'm not offended at all. She's like, honestly, I think it'd be funny to leave the joint. The co-op board does not agree with that last part. Fair enough. But they all know Patricia's family is really influential.

So they're like, fine, we won't press charges.

So they're like, fine, we won't press charges.