Sharon Osbourne

Hey, I am Conan O'Brien, and I'm honored to be the last human host of the Academy Awards.

Yes!

Yeah!

Next year, it's going to be a Waymo in a tux, so check that out.

Tux shirts were made to be worn with tux jackets.

He's even got the cummerbund.

Justin actually wore this to jury duty this morning.

God forbid a man wear this jacket.

Pedro Pascal used to have a mustache, and people were joking that he gave it to Leonardo DiCaprio because... He's even wearing black shoes under a blue suit, which is a pandemic in men's fashion, of brown shoes under blue suits right now.

This man is... No, he's meeting every fashion standard that has existed for centuries.

Unlike Pedro, who wore tux without a jacket and buttoned the top button and all the wrong things.

Except they keep kicking him out of things.

What's your day like in the morning?

How do you prepare for something fantastic?

Well, this is crazy, but I will go to church in the morning.

Why is that crazy?

No, no, because I will be going and squeezing it in before.

Why is that important for you?

It centers me, what I do on a Sunday.

Another appearance by Jesus.