Shaun Morash
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One quick thing on that, if I may.
They didn't put him on the IL.
If I may.
He's playing.
One thing about that.
You and I both know damn well that dude has not a potato chip in a decade.
That's a good point.
So I don't care about you opening up a bag of chips.
When's the last time Giancarlo Stanton, who theoretically treats his body like a temple, just not his elbows, ever opened up a bag of Honey Dijon Kettle Potato Chips?
Can't eat if you can't open.
Can't eat if I can't open it.
Yeah, it is bad.
You strike me as the type of guy that, had you lived in Greco-Roman times, you would have loved to have been fed by hot gals in skimpy outfits, grapes and stuff.
That you would have laid back.
Oh, me?
100% me.
I'm not saying no.
What guy doesn't strike you at that?
You appear to be the guy.
You've got Cupid.