Shawn Ryan

This guy's coming with us.

And it could have been –

Could have been interrupted, you know?

But then suddenly there's this idea for a tour, you know?

And I'm like, what would that even... What does that mean?

I'm not a... Did I start a band I can't remember forming?

Is there some part of me... Like, what are we... Because touring for me could only be a musician or like a really popular comedian, right?

And there was nothing funny about my act at that point, right?

But...

But yeah, and then Live Nation gets involved and I go visit them and suddenly, you know, I'm holding a machete to a cheering crowd and they're booking dates, you know, which is why in the book, the only thing that I describe...

On that tour, is that, I don't want to give it away, but is that incident that takes place in the bathroom, you know?

And I think just symbolically, that's really how I felt about that whole incident.

That whole shit storm.

Yeah, no, and that's great to hear.

At least there's one of you that cares.

No, there's others, I'm sure.

But even the Andrea Canyon of it all, right?

She's terrific, and I'm a fan, and she does great work.

Yeah, but I was working out in a gym, and I saw her on a monitor, like up in the corner of the room with the sound off.

And I knew this interview was coming, and I didn't know what the hell it was going to turn into.