Shayne (Shane) Topp

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921 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 25 Jul

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Ships That SUNK | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jul 2026 podcast

I, a 30 year old woman, my best friend, a 30 year old man, and his long time girlfriend, a 26 year old woman, all teach in a school setting.

I'm gonna be vague because I'm terrified of this getting back to either of them.

I got my best friend Jim the job and he met Mia pretty soon after and they've been happily dating for seven years.

Now about me and Jim.

We met in university and have always been super close.

Jim is a bit of an airhead, but genuinely so emotionally mature and kind, I never minded it.

And I was always the one that had everything in order.

I would book trips, he would happily tag along, that sort of thing.

There are a lot of other things that are just part of our dynamic that I do without even thinking about it.

One thing that I started doing right after the pandemic is making sure Jim had something to drink in the morning.

He wasn't late to his classes necessarily, but he would always hurry in and not have any time to get settled, fill up his water bottle, et cetera, before his classes start.

Meanwhile, I love being one of the first people in the building, so I have all the time in the world to fill his water bottle, power up the ancient work computer, and sometimes I get him a coffee or a tea if I think he may need it.

Another thing I do is collect pictures and memes of Jim.

The memes I usually make myself.

During school trips and things like that, I always analyze the pictures for a good reaction meme, or a funny face he makes.

These I exclusively use with him or Mia, who I am also a good friend and close colleague with.

I also additionally smuggle information about him to his mother and Mia for presents, surprises, and those kinds of things.

And I always guard the area when Mia and Jim want some alone time during school trips.

Now, Jim told me recently that he's going to propose to Mia, and I was so excited.

I went over to his house to proofread the speech he had prepared, and my jaw dropped on the floor.

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