Shayne (Shane) Topp

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921 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 25 Jul

Shayne (Shane) Topp’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Ships That SUNK | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jul 2026 podcast

When we arrived, I noticed his mom had saved the seat right next to him for herself.

That's fine, whatever.

I sat on his other side.

But right before we ordered, his mom made a joke about how I always need to be next to Matt and said, let's see how you handle a little separation.

Then she literally stood up, looked at me and said, scooch, sweetie, motioning for me to move down a seat so she could sit between us.

Everyone at the table laughed, Matt included.

I was so stunned, I just quietly got up and moved.

For about five minutes, I sat there feeling small and humiliated while she leaned over Matt like he was her date.

So I stood up, grabbed my bag and said, actually, I think I'm gonna head out.

Hope you have a great birthday, Matt.

And I left.

Matt blew up my phone later saying I completely overreacted, embarrassed him in front of his family and can't take a joke.

His mom texted me a sorry you were so sensitive message, which just made it worse.

It's not clear cut.

This could go anywhere.

We do not know.

Now he's not speaking to me until I apologize.

I honestly feel like they were the rude ones, but it was his birthday dinner, so now I'm second guessing everything.

I think, do you think everybody at this birthday just lives in terror of Matt's mom?

Because they all laughed.

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