Shayne (Shane) Topp
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921 appearances
1 recordings
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first heard Jul 2026
last heard 25 Jul
Shayne (Shane) Topp’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It was old after the first 10 times but he keeps doing it.
Now it came to tonight when I walked into the kitchen to see he'd put his plate on the floor and was eating off of it with his mouth while the cat was eating her dinner the same way.
That was kind of it for me and I snapped at him.
I said, the cat impressions are seriously annoying, not funny, and plain fucking weird at this point.
Then he got mad at me for taking it too seriously.
He said, I don't get what the big deal is, who cares?
He stomped upstairs where he's been since then.
Is there something I'm missing?
Is this a typical sort of humor guys have and I just don't get it?
If he'd done this from day one, I guess it wouldn't be as weird, but he only started a few days ago.
He has not listened to a single time I've told him how annoying it's become.
He even said, but you thought it was funny.
Just because I laughed the first time doesn't mean I wanted this.
Am I totally wrong here?
What the fuck is going on and how do I make him see I'm sick of his constant cat imitations?
Yeah, and probably the most valid thing he could have responded with.
Sure.
But I'm Catman.
Well, sorry, I am Catman.
And you kind of are, that is a bit of a checkmate.
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