Shayne Topp

Zinger.

Someone said, my mom has a full room of shitty portraits of various male hunks that I did for her during my teenage I'm-a-be-an-artist phase.

My father never batted an eye.

This room is now unofficially his office.

Someone said, not the asshole, and this is a huge red flag.

It makes no sense for him to be pissed off or insecure about a painting.

He wants you to get rid of something that your friend lovingly made for you, and he's making you doubt yourself.

Yeah, not only is it not something like she made herself, it's like a friend made this.

It's a gift.

It's like a gift, so it's like, come on.

Someone, yeah, you're right.

There is a serious issue if you have this level of jealousy over what is just a gift and is a fictional concept, right?

There is healthy amounts of it.

It kind of falls into, it's a different category.

I was going to say there was the one where the guy was like mad that his girlfriend was reading like spicy books.

right and it's just kind of like hey man there's a realm of fiction and I think a lot of celebrity crushes fall into the like realm of fiction yeah 100% right where it's like oh this isn't a real thing I just like this idea of a thing and it's just a fun whatever yeah 100% no and it's still like the fact that they that wherever he lives with his guy roommates they have pictures of women up all over the place like then they're living in the 80s I know I literally I'm picturing like the 80s high the high waisty like muscly tan girls

I feel like you would have that poster.

No, you don't.

It's up in a room you don't know about, bro.

What room?