Shayne Topp

Yeah, that's like a very artsy.

That's not so.

Right.

Absolutely.

Update.

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Okay, I've seen the photo, so I know.

For those interested, we have split up.

I know it seems like it's over something so trivial it's laughable, but I tried to have a civil conversation and explain that I wasn't willing to compromise on this.

He got physically imposing and called me and my friend, which was truly the last straw, various vulgarities, which was very out of character, but enough of a raging red flag for me to get the fuck out.

He didn't even try to explain rationally why it made him upset.

Just that he was upset I hadn't thrown it away.

Upon recollection, he probably was looking for an excuse to break up.

At least I'm hoping so, or I really did waste two years of my life hung up on somebody genuinely threatened by an oil painting.

He picked his hill and died a really embarrassing death on it.

I've contacted his mom to make sure he's okay, booked a drinks night with my best friend, and I will now officially be telling everybody that Sebastian Stan ended my last relationship.

Thank you so much to everyone who gave me advice.