Shelly

They show up and they're just laughing.

And I'm laughing because I can't take this serious enough.

And we all just laugh our way home.

And that was my...

First and last encounter with the law because I tried to steal a pregnancy test from a grocery store.

But fun little P.S.

The friend that we thought was pregnant, she was pregnant, had that baby.

And then the daddy left her and had a baby with Jenny, the one who stole the test.

What a twist.

Exactly.

I think they are now.

You know, you go to the health clinics or Planned Parenthood and they just give you handfuls of them.

He was in his 20s and he was a pretty major meth addict slash drug dealer.

And one day was bored and walked into a bank with an empty Funyuns bag and had no weapon and just went up and asked for the money.

I swear to God, I wish I would have found a news article and sent it to Emma.

They loaded the Funyuns bag full of cash.

He went outside and sat on a bench and ordered a pizza.

and waited for the cops to come and get him.

And he spent like three years in prison.

Because he was just so high, nothing was making sense.