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Shelly

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
365 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And we get taken back up to the back office, the three of us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Because there were cameras?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I realized this later in hindsight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Literally, the back of the store had a second story with the offices and those double mirrored walls.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So they were looking straight at us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So we're in the office and they full-blown call the cops.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

This would have been 2001.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

A cop shows up and we're in this office.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

We're all sitting down and there's the manager and there's the cop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And I had a rough childhood.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So when this cop gets there,

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I can just smell the bullshit a little bit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

They're kind of acting like Keenan from the Scared Straight skits on SNL.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

They think they're going to really put one to us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And I'm just kind of like, really?