Shelly

Her parents forbid her from ever speaking to me again.

Jenny, being the one who actually shoved it in her backpack, may have gotten a little charge and had to stay longer.

And then they call my parents and my mom and my older brother, who had gotten out of prison a week prior for robbing a bank.

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

They show up and they're just laughing.

And I'm laughing because I can't take this serious enough.

And we all just laugh our way home.

And that was my...

First and last encounter with the law because I tried to steal a pregnancy test from a grocery store.

But fun little P.S.

The friend that we thought was pregnant, she was pregnant, had that baby.

And then the daddy left her and had a baby with Jenny, the one who stole the test.

What a twist.

Exactly.

I think they are now.

You know, you go to the health clinics or Planned Parenthood and they just give you handfuls of them.

He was in his 20s and he was a pretty major meth addict slash drug dealer.

And one day was bored and walked into a bank with an empty Funyuns bag and had no weapon and just went up and asked for the money.