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Shelly

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
365 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I swear to God, I wish I would have found a news article and sent it to Emma.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

They loaded the Funyuns bag full of cash.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

He went outside and sat on a bench and ordered a pizza.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

and waited for the cops to come and get him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And he spent like three years in prison.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Because he was just so high, nothing was making sense.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

It wasn't his first offense.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

But we still, to this day, make fun of him by calling him the Funyuns Bandit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Fingers crossed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Yeah, it was late 90s that he robbed the bank.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And it was 2001 when my brush was stealing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

When I was little and cops would come and raid our house, I remember yelling at the cops once to stay out of my underwear drawer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Now you have kids and your kids do chores and save their money.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I always say I grew up with the very best bad example and I went the other way.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Congratulations.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

That's hard to do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

It's a small school, so we certainly saw each other a lot, but it definitely stopped the sleepovers.