Shelly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, yeah.
So we're in the office and they full-blown call the cops.
This would have been 2001.
A cop shows up and we're in this office.
We're all sitting down and there's the manager and there's the cop.
And I had a rough childhood.
I saw a lot.
So when this cop gets there,
I can just smell the bullshit a little bit.
They're kind of acting like Keenan from the Scared Straight skits on SNL.
They think they're going to really put one to us.
And I'm just kind of like, really?
So they put the three of us in handcuffs.
This is the only grocery store in our small town.
So everybody there probably knows who we are or our parents.
We're walking down and I don't know what got into me, but I decide to tell this cop that's leading me.
I go, I haven't paid for my pickle yet.
I see his face, that dichotomy between let's get this shit over with and I can't let her steal a pickle when I'm trying to arrest her for stealing.