Show Clip
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175 appearances
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1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
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That's what you're alleging?
We didn't even get to last week. I mean, once or twice you've gone bankrupt from gambling because I feel like books have been built on Norm MacDonald's wagers.
So the crap table grabs you. What grabs you? What is it that grabs you from?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What is the greatest beating, what is the most memorable beating that Norm MacDonald has taken at a craps table?
You were at a $5 table betting hundreds of thousands of dollars at a $5. You're at the swingers table. Some guy's got an eyepatch on.
Because you couldn't split it. Here come the face cards. Boom.
22.
That is an amazing – I mean, it's terrible, but it's an amazing story.
That should have been the name of your book, Norm. No, not Better Luck Next Time. No, it should have been I Had Two 21s. It was 122. Oh, man.
Did you run roughshod?
27-24. Squib kick. Just fall down on it or whatever. No, they're going to try the lateral. Pass it to the other side of the field. This never works. Caught by Cornelder. Pitches it back to Jaquan Johnson at the Miami 30. Delaying the inevitable. Looking for a block. Pitches it backwards. As many laterals now as B has passed interference penalties on that last drive.
Walton now pitches it back to Johnson. Guess we're going to keep going with this. Toss it back. Here comes another pitch. Cornelder has it. Throws it back to the Plumbers 9-1-1 goal line. Dallas Crawford looking for a block. Gets one. Definitely not a block in the back. He throws it across to the 30. To Cornelder. Big legal block. He's got it to the 40. Cornelder crossing.
El Palacio de los Hugos midfield. Cornelder. speeding now to the 40 speeding ticket fakehoward.com halter now dashing down the dandy bear sideline so what your kid has ringworm dandy bear elder inside the gus richardo red zone corn elder he's at the 10 he's at the 5 lindy eric scotty mike miami sequarium touchdown
There are presently no flags on the field, and certainly no one will have a problem with how this game ended! Oh, wait! We don't speak English, so everyone hates us!
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