Silas

Radar imaging techniques.

And we were looking at using it for national security applications.

It's basically radio frequencies, but at real high frequencies.

There were some limitations to it, but it would show the person, the full body of the person,

If there was any threats on the person, you would see that.

You would see the shape of the person.

The modeling agency sent me all these 18-year-old beautiful young ladies and I said, no, no.

We want somebody that's over 18.

And I just wanted like all kinds of people that were different body types.

We would bring them in and strap on threats, and we would hand them a gun and say, okay, go in the bathroom here and put this gun in a certain area, come out.

So it was pretty wild.

Okay, just going to go through security now.

Stand by.

Well, I gotta pat down.

I got flagged, so I stepped through and I got a cursory pat down, more cursory than the one described by our three listeners, but I think that we found our goal for here.

I think it's swamp crotch.

I mean, I had moist underwear.

Not soaking wet like PJ, but sweat level, hot summer day level underwear.

And I got flagged.

So it worked.