Simon Kirke

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863 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2025 last heard 19 Nov

Simon Kirke’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And it goes on, and no one's arrived.

He's sort of playing, practicing.

And after about 35 minutes, he says, fuck it.

And he throws down his sticks.

He said, I'm fed up with being a drummer, waiting for the others.

So he rushes down to the mall and goes into the music store.

And he goes up to the counter, he says, I want to be a guitarist like that bloke from Foo Fighters.

I want a custom gold Les Paul gold top.

I want diamond encrusted picks and the best leather strap and the best strings.

And the guy at the counter says, you're a drummer, aren't you?

He says, why?

Is it because I'm doing this on the counter?

He says, no, no.

This is the music store is next door.

Wow, what a great question.

Mr. Lane was a bus driver in my high school when I was brought up on the border of Wales.

And our school was about six miles from where I lived in the country.

And this bus driver, after about a year...

I was about 14, and as I was getting off the bus, he said, oh, I want a word with you.

I thought, oh, what have I done?

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