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I'm Roy Cheng. We got so much to talk about tonight. America gets some dome, Republicans deal with their daddy issues, and something associated with Donald Trump went wrong for the first time ever. So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with President Trump's meeting with the president of South Africa today. And because it's Donald Trump, things got weird. Death. Death.

I'm Roy Cheng. We got so much to talk about tonight. America gets some dome, Republicans deal with their daddy issues, and something associated with Donald Trump went wrong for the first time ever. So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with President Trump's meeting with the president of South Africa today. And because it's Donald Trump, things got weird. Death. Death.

What a host. Death. Death. Death. Hey, do you want a Diet Coke? Death. Horrible death. That's... Now, the reason Trump turned this White House event into a murder podcast is that Trump is convinced that there is a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of course means there is no white genocide happening in South Africa. It's not even mathematically possible.

What a host. Death. Death. Death. Hey, do you want a Diet Coke? Death. Horrible death. That's... Now, the reason Trump turned this White House event into a murder podcast is that Trump is convinced that there is a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of course means there is no white genocide happening in South Africa. It's not even mathematically possible.

I mean, you'll never run out of white South Africans when one of them is making 5,000 kids a week. But still, Trump thinks there is one, and you know he cares about it because he said white genocide. It's like someone told him, hey, it's not just a genocide. It's a white genocide, you know, the bad kind. And Trump's like, oh shit, get him in.

I mean, you'll never run out of white South Africans when one of them is making 5,000 kids a week. But still, Trump thinks there is one, and you know he cares about it because he said white genocide. It's like someone told him, hey, it's not just a genocide. It's a white genocide, you know, the bad kind. And Trump's like, oh shit, get him in.

But don't worry, South African president, there's a way out of this. Cutter got Trump a plane. What sweet, sweet bribe did you bring him?

But don't worry, South African president, there's a way out of this. Cutter got Trump a plane. What sweet, sweet bribe did you bring him?

Yeah, you that up. You lost Trump at book and you definitely lost him at kilograms. If you really want to impress Trump, you should have given him one of your golf courses. Then Trump would be like, hell yeah. Sorry, white South Africans, if that's even a real thing. Thoughts and prayers. Let's move on from a fake international crisis to a real domestic one.

Yeah, you that up. You lost Trump at book and you definitely lost him at kilograms. If you really want to impress Trump, you should have given him one of your golf courses. Then Trump would be like, hell yeah. Sorry, white South Africans, if that's even a real thing. Thoughts and prayers. Let's move on from a fake international crisis to a real domestic one.

If you bought any Trump merchandise, I don't want to surprise you, but it might be a piece of junk.

If you bought any Trump merchandise, I don't want to surprise you, but it might be a piece of junk.

What a shocking story. I mean, truly, I did not expect them to be able to read. And you might be thinking, what kind of respectable horological craftsman of luxury timepieces would allow this to happen? Well, it turns out watches might just be their side business.

What a shocking story. I mean, truly, I did not expect them to be able to read. And you might be thinking, what kind of respectable horological craftsman of luxury timepieces would allow this to happen? Well, it turns out watches might just be their side business.

Wait, everyone, shut up. Stop laughing. That's boner honey? This changes everything. I mean, I guess this does explain why that honey I bought looks so weird, but, um... You know, Trump's gonna be bathing that like the Baron in Dune, but I... I just hope that those watches have like a little warning label on them like you do for people with nut allergies, like warning.

Wait, everyone, shut up. Stop laughing. That's boner honey? This changes everything. I mean, I guess this does explain why that honey I bought looks so weird, but, um... You know, Trump's gonna be bathing that like the Baron in Dune, but I... I just hope that those watches have like a little warning label on them like you do for people with nut allergies, like warning.

This watch was manufactured in a plant that also processes honey. The point is, when Donald Trump sells you something, you gotta be skeptical. And I'm so glad we all learned our lesson. On an unrelated note, Donald Trump's got something new to sell us.

This watch was manufactured in a plant that also processes honey. The point is, when Donald Trump sells you something, you gotta be skeptical. And I'm so glad we all learned our lesson. On an unrelated note, Donald Trump's got something new to sell us.

Good news, everyone. Congress is cutting food stamps, but we're getting a Golden Dome. Yeah. If you're hungry, maybe you can try eating it. Uh, quick question, though. Where did Trump come up with Golden Dome?

Good news, everyone. Congress is cutting food stamps, but we're getting a Golden Dome. Yeah. If you're hungry, maybe you can try eating it. Uh, quick question, though. Where did Trump come up with Golden Dome?