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Simon Pegg

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

You know, it takes a special leader to look at what's going on in Israel and be like, hey, we need to copy those guys, all right? Because it's going great. Second of all, I don't think missile defense shields work like frequent flyer programs, all right? Hey, check it out. Our dome just earned gold status. I hope China doesn't get a platinum dome. Then they get lounge access.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

You know, it takes a special leader to look at what's going on in Israel and be like, hey, we need to copy those guys, all right? Because it's going great. Second of all, I don't think missile defense shields work like frequent flyer programs, all right? Hey, check it out. Our dome just earned gold status. I hope China doesn't get a platinum dome. Then they get lounge access.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

And by the way, the poster board he put up just raises even more questions. Like, why is every country launching missiles at us? Starting to look like a us problem. But you know what? I guess the money is worth it if it's capable of defending all of America.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

And by the way, the poster board he put up just raises even more questions. Like, why is every country launching missiles at us? Starting to look like a us problem. But you know what? I guess the money is worth it if it's capable of defending all of America.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Gonna have to be selective. Like, what are we gonna do? Like, what, just save New York and LA and what, the states of good barbecue? Actually, yeah, yeah, that works, yeah. Let's go with that. The bottom line is, it's incredibly expensive and it doesn't work. But at least we'll have a Golden Dome that says Trump on it. Ah, .

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Gonna have to be selective. Like, what are we gonna do? Like, what, just save New York and LA and what, the states of good barbecue? Actually, yeah, yeah, that works, yeah. Let's go with that. The bottom line is, it's incredibly expensive and it doesn't work. But at least we'll have a Golden Dome that says Trump on it. Ah, .

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

For more on the Golden Dome and whether it's cost effective, we go live to Grace Kuhlensmith. Grace, Grace, let's be honest here. Is the Golden Dome really worth the price?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

For more on the Golden Dome and whether it's cost effective, we go live to Grace Kuhlensmith. Grace, Grace, let's be honest here. Is the Golden Dome really worth the price?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

What, we're spending half a trillion dollars just so we can roast our enemies?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

What, we're spending half a trillion dollars just so we can roast our enemies?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Okay, Grace, Grace. Grace, you might wanna hold off on ripping our enemies.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Okay, Grace, Grace. Grace, you might wanna hold off on ripping our enemies.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace. Grace. Isn't this the problem with missile defense shields? It just encourages aggression.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace. Grace. Isn't this the problem with missile defense shields? It just encourages aggression.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Okay, okay, Grace, Grace, come on. Canada's not even the enemy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Okay, okay, Grace, Grace, come on. Canada's not even the enemy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace, you do know that the dome isn't ready yet, right? Like, it won't be active for a while.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Blasts South Africa for ā€œWhite Genocideā€ & Trump Merch Needs a Spell Check | Simon Pegg

Grace, you do know that the dome isn't ready yet, right? Like, it won't be active for a while.