Simon Pegg
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45 appearances
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1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Simon Pegg’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm Roy Cheng. We got so much to talk about tonight. America gets some dome, Republicans deal with their daddy issues, and something associated with Donald Trump went wrong for the first time ever. So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with President Trump's meeting with the president of South Africa today. And because it's Donald Trump, things got weird. Death. Death.
What a host. Death. Death. Death. Hey, do you want a Diet Coke? Death. Horrible death. That's... Now, the reason Trump turned this White House event into a murder podcast is that Trump is convinced that there is a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of course means there is no white genocide happening in South Africa. It's not even mathematically possible.
I mean, you'll never run out of white South Africans when one of them is making 5,000 kids a week. But still, Trump thinks there is one, and you know he cares about it because he said white genocide. It's like someone told him, hey, it's not just a genocide. It's a white genocide, you know, the bad kind. And Trump's like, oh shit, get him in.
But don't worry, South African president, there's a way out of this. Cutter got Trump a plane. What sweet, sweet bribe did you bring him?
Yeah, you that up. You lost Trump at book and you definitely lost him at kilograms. If you really want to impress Trump, you should have given him one of your golf courses. Then Trump would be like, hell yeah. Sorry, white South Africans, if that's even a real thing. Thoughts and prayers. Let's move on from a fake international crisis to a real domestic one.
If you bought any Trump merchandise, I don't want to surprise you, but it might be a piece of junk.
What a shocking story. I mean, truly, I did not expect them to be able to read. And you might be thinking, what kind of respectable horological craftsman of luxury timepieces would allow this to happen? Well, it turns out watches might just be their side business.
Wait, everyone, shut up. Stop laughing. That's boner honey? This changes everything. I mean, I guess this does explain why that honey I bought looks so weird, but, um... You know, Trump's gonna be bathing that like the Baron in Dune, but I... I just hope that those watches have like a little warning label on them like you do for people with nut allergies, like warning.
This watch was manufactured in a plant that also processes honey. The point is, when Donald Trump sells you something, you gotta be skeptical. And I'm so glad we all learned our lesson. On an unrelated note, Donald Trump's got something new to sell us.
Good news, everyone. Congress is cutting food stamps, but we're getting a Golden Dome. Yeah. If you're hungry, maybe you can try eating it. Uh, quick question, though. Where did Trump come up with Golden Dome?
You know, it takes a special leader to look at what's going on in Israel and be like, hey, we need to copy those guys, all right? Because it's going great. Second of all, I don't think missile defense shields work like frequent flyer programs, all right? Hey, check it out. Our dome just earned gold status. I hope China doesn't get a platinum dome. Then they get lounge access.
And by the way, the poster board he put up just raises even more questions. Like, why is every country launching missiles at us? Starting to look like a us problem. But you know what? I guess the money is worth it if it's capable of defending all of America.
Gonna have to be selective. Like, what are we gonna do? Like, what, just save New York and LA and what, the states of good barbecue? Actually, yeah, yeah, that works, yeah. Let's go with that. The bottom line is, it's incredibly expensive and it doesn't work. But at least we'll have a Golden Dome that says Trump on it. Ah, .
For more on the Golden Dome and whether it's cost effective, we go live to Grace Kuhlensmith. Grace, Grace, let's be honest here. Is the Golden Dome really worth the price?
What, we're spending half a trillion dollars just so we can roast our enemies?
Okay, Grace, Grace. Grace, you might wanna hold off on ripping our enemies.
Grace.
Grace. Grace. Isn't this the problem with missile defense shields? It just encourages aggression.
Okay, okay, Grace, Grace, come on. Canada's not even the enemy.
Grace, you do know that the dome isn't ready yet, right? Like, it won't be active for a while.
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