Simon Rex

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317 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2024 last heard 16 Mar

Simon Rex’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Yeah, the jumping from roof to roof. I love all that.
Oh, yeah. So that's pretty great. What's another good sequel?
Dumb and Dumber. No.
Fast Five 11. Come on.
It was unbelievable. I put a podcast in on a plane and John Wick on silent just because it's a great visual. Just the kicking ass and the knife fighting and the shooting.
By the way, that's so funny how overstimulated we all are. I know. I know. The pod isn't enough. I got to fucking. I had a porno going the other day while watching a documentary. I was like, what am I doing? I'm getting like the worst and the best kind of entertainment.
yeah well i what'd you say about white noise sopranos oh yeah or i actually put on brown noise i do that just uh what's brown noise it's like white noise but different octave or something it's like a yeah oh all right noise more violent i got it all right well i was just in martha's vineyard and i'm like all right here i am the most relaxing place on the planet i'm sitting on a porch in a rocking chair looking out at the ocean there's boats the seagulls and i'm like
I wonder who's texting me. What's on Instagram? Hey, let me check my For You page and watch some whore twerking. Yeah, we're fucked. So I put the iPod in. You got to leave the phone in the room.
I know. They're interacting. I see that all the time.
It's hard. If you can get over the hump, like you're like, all right, I'm going to pick up this book and read it. And everything is telling you, fuck the book, get the phone. But if you can get over the hump of the boredom, you'll get into the book.
Yeah, and I would say the same with sex with the wife. She's like, I don't want to. I'm like, give it five. I'll be done. She's reading. Yeah, she's reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Well, fuck me. But, yeah, got to push through. You got to do it.
And when you get to the other side, because they say if you go, they have all these retreats now where you go for two weeks and you don't use your phone, and the first four days you're like jonesing, and then you're like completely cured. You just got to get through it.
Sure.
No, that sounds like hell. But they'll get there. I bet kids, too, in the future will have a thing where they're like, going off phone is cool. Yeah.
Good.
Yeah, it's going to be weird when rap is corny. I know. You know, because we like rap. Right. So my kids are going to be like, oh, rap sucks. Yeah, that's like oldies.
Well, it's better than when the guy brings his own boombox.
Famous story. I used to work at the Rec, so it's just old people and poor people and me. And one guy would have the rap music blaring every day. We all hated him, but, you know. Radio Raheem. Yeah, exactly. But there's a racial component, so you let it slide. And then another guy brought one in one day, and they just played it together, and they hated each other.
And they're like, fuck you, fuck you, this is my music. And he's like, but this is my music. And now everyone else in the gym is going, now you get it. We hate all of you.
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