Simon Rex
speaker
317 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 16 Mar
Simon Rex’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, you're going into comedy. You could be ugly. Exactly.
All right, I got a peeve for you. Please. Now, I was just in Martha's Vineyard with the lady, so it's a lot of lady time.
It was great. It was great. We had a great time. You can't not have fun there. The beach all day, drinks at night, the food, the shrimp, the oysters, you know, it's great.
We get like a little hotel right on the beach. Oak Bluffs.
and it's great and her sister's there with their kids so they have a pool so you can pop it on that do a little barbecue jump in the pool poke the kids and then get get the hell out uh but this is my my wife will do this one we'll walk by we'll be like hey we're gonna go get lunch let's go get lunch and we'll walk by a restaurant she'll go you want to go here or you want to go somewhere else
And I'm like, well, I guess we're going here now. Those are the options already. We can go here or we can go anywhere else. But you're pointing to here. So obviously, I'm like, just tell me you want to go here.
Yeah, exactly. She wanted to do something else. But yeah, so it drove me crazy. I was like, just say you want to go here. She's like, I don't care. Well, you pointed this one out out of all the thousand restaurants. So just say it. Just own it.
Yeah.
What do you mean? Like Asian, like sushi, Indian, sushi, pizza, fucking three. Yeah.
I know, right? It's crazy. Oh, they say the calories on there? Oh, I hate that. You have to. But everyone in there is fat as shit, so you're fucked if you're in there. If you're in there, you're getting fat.
It's the last factory in America. They're all going away.
Oh, you see? He's addicted. He can't stop. I'm just kidding.
You want to do wrecks or you want to do something else?
It's hard to pocket dial now with the iPhone.
But it happens, yeah. It happens.
No, he's doing the same thing.
This one's Whisper. It's always at an 11.
Get a life. Hey, nice.
Yeah, but along with the butt dial, you ever done this one? I'm on Instagram, and, you know, sometimes a little notification will pop down. Oh, my God. So I'm like, hold on. Yep. So I'm like, oh, how about that? And you click on it, and it's actually Godfrey's doing a live video right now. And you're like, oh, shit, I don't want to be in Godfrey's live video. Ah.
I don't want to watch Godfrey work out and talk to the camera, and so you have to click out, click out, but he probably saw you coming in. He's like, hey, Mark.
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