Simone Boyce

As a representative of the hip-hop industry, it's appropriate that we are gathered here today to talk about P. Diddy. Oh, my God.

That is the story that opens this podcast. Oh, great. Yeah, because you started by being like, in the industry, I've been hearing fucking rumors about P. Diddy for years. Well, roughly a year ago, my goat had little baby goats, and one of them was a hybrid Nigerian Angora mix with the softest hair I have ever felt on an animal that's not a chinchilla. Beautiful animal.

That is the story that opens this podcast. Oh, great. Yeah, because you started by being like, in the industry, I've been hearing fucking rumors about P. Diddy for years. Well, roughly a year ago, my goat had little baby goats, and one of them was a hybrid Nigerian Angora mix with the softest hair I have ever felt on an animal that's not a chinchilla. Beautiful animal.

That is the story that opens this podcast. Oh, great. Yeah, because you started by being like, in the industry, I've been hearing fucking rumors about P. Diddy for years. Well, roughly a year ago, my goat had little baby goats, and one of them was a hybrid Nigerian Angora mix with the softest hair I have ever felt on an animal that's not a chinchilla. Beautiful animal.

Previously, I had gone with the rubric of naming my livestock after famous historic dictators because it amused me to have to, for example, cut the shit out of Joseph Brodstito's ass dreadlocks. Like, that's just kind of funny, right? But this particular goat was really cute, so I decided I wanted to give him a mirthful name. And I told Sophie, my producer, I'm going to call him P. Diddy.

Previously, I had gone with the rubric of naming my livestock after famous historic dictators because it amused me to have to, for example, cut the shit out of Joseph Brodstito's ass dreadlocks. Like, that's just kind of funny, right? But this particular goat was really cute, so I decided I wanted to give him a mirthful name. And I told Sophie, my producer, I'm going to call him P. Diddy.

Previously, I had gone with the rubric of naming my livestock after famous historic dictators because it amused me to have to, for example, cut the shit out of Joseph Brodstito's ass dreadlocks. Like, that's just kind of funny, right? But this particular goat was really cute, so I decided I wanted to give him a mirthful name. And I told Sophie, my producer, I'm going to call him P. Diddy.

Now, let me say here, I'm not a pop culture guy. I didn't know anything other than, like, P. Diddy was, like, a rapper. I actually didn't realize how into gangster rap he was, because, again, not super aware of all this stuff. I was just like, oh, he's like a Snoop Dogg-type figure, right?

Now, let me say here, I'm not a pop culture guy. I didn't know anything other than, like, P. Diddy was, like, a rapper. I actually didn't realize how into gangster rap he was, because, again, not super aware of all this stuff. I was just like, oh, he's like a Snoop Dogg-type figure, right?

Now, let me say here, I'm not a pop culture guy. I didn't know anything other than, like, P. Diddy was, like, a rapper. I actually didn't realize how into gangster rap he was, because, again, not super aware of all this stuff. I was just like, oh, he's like a Snoop Dogg-type figure, right?

Yeah, sure. And yeah, so like that was, I was like, oh, just named P. Diddy. That's a fun name, right? Anyway, Sophie did her job, which is to dive in front of bullets for her host as a producer. It's called the Wednesday. Yeah. And said, no, you cannot name your goat after Diddy because he's a monster. And I was like, oh. And I looked into him and there wasn't a ton out at the time.

Yeah, sure. And yeah, so like that was, I was like, oh, just named P. Diddy. That's a fun name, right? Anyway, Sophie did her job, which is to dive in front of bullets for her host as a producer. It's called the Wednesday. Yeah. And said, no, you cannot name your goat after Diddy because he's a monster. And I was like, oh. And I looked into him and there wasn't a ton out at the time.

Yeah, sure. And yeah, so like that was, I was like, oh, just named P. Diddy. That's a fun name, right? Anyway, Sophie did her job, which is to dive in front of bullets for her host as a producer. It's called the Wednesday. Yeah. And said, no, you cannot name your goat after Diddy because he's a monster. And I was like, oh. And I looked into him and there wasn't a ton out at the time.

And then he got righted by the FBI a few months later. And I was like, oh, Sophie was right. It only took a minute. Yeah.

And then he got righted by the FBI a few months later. And I was like, oh, Sophie was right. It only took a minute. Yeah.

And then he got righted by the FBI a few months later. And I was like, oh, Sophie was right. It only took a minute. Yeah.

Don't hang out with Diddy. I had even watched earlier this year that movie Blink Twice. And I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting. And then I find out later like, oh, it's supposed to be about Diddy. Like this was a veiled way of talking about this guy.

Don't hang out with Diddy. I had even watched earlier this year that movie Blink Twice. And I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting. And then I find out later like, oh, it's supposed to be about Diddy. Like this was a veiled way of talking about this guy.

Don't hang out with Diddy. I had even watched earlier this year that movie Blink Twice. And I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting. And then I find out later like, oh, it's supposed to be about Diddy. Like this was a veiled way of talking about this guy.

So if you're like me or if you're someone who knows more about Diddy, you know, the question is, how did how did all this like how did this guy get to where he is and get to do what he did for so long without having a downfall? And we are going to answer that question and more this week on Behind the Bastards, a podcast about people I almost named goats after. And we're back.