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But I wanted to go a little weirder, so I bought myself a model train.

Old school.

Now, here's the thing with the model trains.

And actually, you'll be proud because it's a Canadian Pacific model train.

I got all these different, you know, I'm hauling lumber, you know, I'm hauling coal.

I'm going across that great Canadian bounty.

You paying tariffs on those?

Right around my Christmas tree.

I'll tell you what.

Model trains are not a cheap hobby.

No, it's not.

The attention to detail in model trains are incredible.

And it's funny because they're one of these hobbies where they're like, we should probably update for the 21st century.

So we're going to come in with like,

bluetooth activity and you can run it from your phone and as soon as they started saying that to me at the store i was like no i'm going the other way i want the lowest tech one i have this like giant handheld like thing that looks like it could run like a spacecraft like i could go to mars that's how i control it um you know i got the lights button i got a horn i mean it's just awesome i even got myself a hat i was just gonna ask you that no way yeah

Like I said, man, hey, quarter zip in a train conductor hat.

What more do you need?

This is the peak of fashion.

OK, no, but, you know, my grandpa had one.

And, you know, back to some more basement talk.