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Well, they use it in a different terminology, but the half man, half goat with boobies and a pee-pee.

Because I'm so old, I'm going to use like juvenile words to describe it.

But they're both genders.

So they follow that ancient religion.

So you can call it Baal or you can call it like following Moloch, whatever.

But it's Baphomet religion.

So it's not quite Satanism.

It's even different.

It's rooted in like the Roman Empire.

Go back in the Catholic Church and go back and go back and back.